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Dashiel Waitflaker: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Opera By AmandaLyn Donogal,

  • Title: Dashiel Waitflaker: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Opera
  • Author: AmandaLyn Donogal
  • ISBN: 9781927044063
  • Page: 474
  • Format: Paperback
  • Settled in Mexico, their lottery winnings spent, Bambi and Dash are slinging beer at the Pink Pagoda Burrito Bar and Beer Haus to the usual crowd of banditos and drug dealers When Bambi s biological clock gets the best of her, she puts the moves on a new gringo and takes him upstairs for some chaka chaka After many shots of tequila, she wakes up to find her almost lover,Settled in Mexico, their lottery winnings spent, Bambi and Dash are slinging beer at the Pink Pagoda Burrito Bar and Beer Haus to the usual crowd of banditos and drug dealers When Bambi s biological clock gets the best of her, she puts the moves on a new gringo and takes him upstairs for some chaka chaka After many shots of tequila, she wakes up to find her almost lover, an undercover drug cop, dead in the bed, and a gun toting dealer is there to make sure Bambi dies as well Dash saves the day, the dealer is shot and the two take off on another adventure, starting with a short ride in a Thing, detouring through a convent, lying about Dash s upcoming opera performance, rubbing elbows in a downtown Puerto Vallarta gay disco, and crashing a funeral, all while Bambi is convinced she is now with child When they find a bag full of money under the dock, they are sure they have hit pay dirt, but need a way to escape the city, the opes, the nuns and the drug dealers who are all looking for revenge A rusted trawler awaits them, so with Adolf, Jeb, and Bambi s newest pet Pepe the pink lizard, they sneak on board and take off to see, bound for the sweet life in Hawaii.
    Dashiel Waitflaker A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Opera Settled in Mexico their lottery winnings spent Bambi and Dash are slinging beer at the Pink Pagoda Burrito Bar and Beer Haus to the usual crowd of banditos and drug dealers When Bambi s biological c

    One thought on “Dashiel Waitflaker: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Opera”

    1. This is the 1st book I ve read by this author and I got this book as a first read Not much to say other than I laughed my ass off If you are looking for a good laugh read this book.

    2. In the sequel to Dashiel Waitflaker Deer Hunter , Bambi the large, in charge, and in her mind the irresistible woman every man wants, and Dash the thin man who s best feature is coyly named Goliath every woman s dream, are unhappily wed They own the Pink Pagoda Burrito Bar and Beer Haus in Mexico, all that s left of their lottery largesse When Bambi gets an undercover cop drunk and leads him upstairs for the Bam in Bambi things will never be the same Bambi passes out atop the cop, a drug dealer [...]

    3. Not much to say other than I laughed my ass off any book that can make an elderly curmudgeon alright I have trouble spelling it is what editors are for wait I am an editor damn I am in trouble now at anyrate if you want belly gut pain from laughing I highly recommendicate this book.David Smith

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