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The Dysfunctional Family Christmas Songbook By JohnBoswell Lenore Skenazy,

  • Title: The Dysfunctional Family Christmas Songbook
  • Author: JohnBoswell Lenore Skenazy
  • ISBN: 9780767919074
  • Page: 310
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Somewhere, someone is having a perfect Christmas, filled with chestnuts roasting and sleigh bells ringing Screw em.Most of us are having just the opposite a nutcrackin nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in laws, and carbs beyond counting A time when grudges grow and gasses pass A time of maxed out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl throSomewhere, someone is having a perfect Christmas, filled with chestnuts roasting and sleigh bells ringing Screw em.Most of us are having just the opposite a nutcrackin nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in laws, and carbs beyond counting A time when grudges grow and gasses pass A time of maxed out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.It s that holidays that we celebrate here.Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross dressing dads they re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather round the place where happier families would have a piano Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love with new lyrics you ll love even O Holy Fight, Silent Wife, and Grandpa Fell the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of Jingle Bells Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.Remember We wish you a Merry Christmas But we can t guarantee it.
    The Dysfunctional Family Christmas Songbook Somewhere someone is having a perfect Christmas filled with chestnuts roasting and sleigh bells ringing Screw em Most of us are having just the opposite a nutcrackin nightmare of anger hurt feeling

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