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  • Title: The Adventurer's Guide to Successful Escapes
  • Author: Wade Albert White
  • ISBN: 9780316305280
  • Page: 390
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Anne has spent most of her thirteen years dreaming of the day she and her best friend Penelope will finally leave Saint Lupin s Institute for Perpetually Wicked and Hideously Unattractive Children When the big day arrives, a series of very curious happenings lead to Anne being charged with an epic quest Anne, Penelope, and new questing partner Hiro have only days to travAnne has spent most of her thirteen years dreaming of the day she and her best friend Penelope will finally leave Saint Lupin s Institute for Perpetually Wicked and Hideously Unattractive Children When the big day arrives, a series of very curious happenings lead to Anne being charged with an epic quest Anne, Penelope, and new questing partner Hiro have only days to travel to strange new locales, solve myriad riddles, and triumph over monstrous foes or face the horrible consequences.
    The Adventurer s Guide to Successful Escapes Anne has spent most of her thirteen years dreaming of the day she and her best friend Penelope will finally leave Saint Lupin s Institute for Perpetually Wicked and Hideously Unattractive Children Whe

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    1. If this book doesn t get the attention it deserves, I m going to be so MAD at the universe.I can t believe this is Mister White s first novel It s written in such a UNIQUE yet professional and praise worthy way It s true it doesn t take itself too seriously, so do imagine countless humorous situations characters mishaps.It s a BUCKET OF FUN just for you You do need to somewhat enjoy middle grade novels in general or have a good sense of humour to have a great time with this, but honestly, I real [...]

    2. When I was in 1st grade and my parents took me to the library every week, Louis Sacher s Wayside School series was my comfort read When I couldn t find any new books that piqued my interest and even when I did , I d always be sure to grab any Wayside book sitting on the shelf They were laugh out loud funny, no matter how many times I read them, and beneath the humor and the fantastic elements, they were written with a real affection for the characters and the world that always brought me back to [...]

    3. This was the most fun I ve had reading a hero s quest in ages Wade Albert White s humorous voice is astounding, making this story captivating from page oneE ADVENTURER S GUIDE is the story of a girl named Anne, her best friend Penelope, and a host of other characters inhabiting a unique world filled with floating islands of humanity In this world, dragons abound, magick runs wild, and Anne finds herself in possession of a prophecy medal and a very short amount of time to fulfill its precarious d [...]

    4. Brimming with hilarity and buzzing with action, this clever adventure has something for every Middle Grade reader Who can resist a magical quest for an unknown destiny that involves cruel matrons, plucky gruel eating orphans, ancient robots, dragons, and every conceivable adventure plot twistred with the perfect touch of ironic humor Oh, and don t forget the zombie sharks Wade Albert White delivers outrageous fun with quite possibly the most astonishing level of danger and bureaucratic red tape [...]

    5. 4.5 STARS Such fun I thoroughly enjoyed this middle great adventure story I could imagine Wade Albert White having the best time writing this Fortunately, he doesn t strike me as one of those smug humorists who sits back after typing the last word and chuckles to himself over his own cleverness and how much clever he is than his readers I really feel White is generous with his humor, writing a story he loves and then inviting us all aboard for a jolly good time It also happens to be a jolly goo [...]

    6. from Lex Zacharias, age 12 One of the best books I have ever read Better than Harry Potter Wade White is the author of the century no doubt Anvil is a remarkable character with good morals and a great sense of humour a great book for everyone Thank you Wade for loaning me your advanced copy, I can t wait for the final copy to come out I am already excited to read book two in the series

    7. I received an advance readers copy of this book in exchange for an unbiased review.Wow, this was outrageously fun Anvil Penelope aka Anne Pen are desperate to escape from St Lupin s Institute for Perpetually Wicked Hideously Unattractive Children, where every orphan is treated with the same amount of disdain and neglect With the help of a magick library book, a powerful gauntlet, and an enchanted sparrow, they join with a mysteriously brilliant sidekick named Hiro and a cast of surprising charac [...]

    8. The Hitchhiker s Guide to the Galaxy for kids, but with added Diversity Dragonsand, well KidsAdorable and genuinely funny Yay

    9. I received an Advanced Readers Copy in return for an honest review, which I am happy to provide.I have been waiting a long time for the heir to Lemony Snicket Patricia Wrede s Dragon books, and I have found him Yup Wade White is hysterically funny, brilliantly imaginative and his Anvil, a protagonist worth getting behind Kids will love it for the cheeky humour and the rip roaring adventure adults will love it for its cleverness and brilliance Me Already counting the days till I can buy this book [...]

    10. I loved The Adventurer s Guide to Successful Escapes The story is filled with original humor, exciting adventure, and cool world building I cared about the characters, especially the determined Ann and her brave friend Penelope I love how there s a bit of science fiction, and probably on its way in the series I can t wait to hand this one to my son who s moving from shorter, funny books to longer adventure series Wade Albert White is a great new voice in the tween scifi fantasy realm

    11. Ich hatte mich eigentlich auf dieses Buch sehr gefreut, denn die Mischung aus Abenteuer, Fantasy und Humor, die der Klappentext versprach, schien genau das Richtige f r mich zu sein Leider haben sich meine Erwartungen jedoch nicht erf llt.Worum geht es Anne, eigentlich Anvil, sehnt ihren 13 Geburtstag am n chsten Tag herbei, denn dann kann sie endlich das Waisenhaus Saint Lupin s, in dem die schreckliche Oberin sie und andere Kinder als billige Arbeitskr fte sogar steuerlich legal ausbeutet, ent [...]

    12. A really great madcap Middle Grade featuring snide dragons, wolves formed of sand, those mythical ROBOTS, found family, and enough dry humour to amuse adults reading while small people are focused on the OMG CAT HEADMISTRESS OF SCHOOL I got the best of both worlds really And oh my GOSH this is polished for a first book.

    13. Saint Lupin s Academy ist mir vor allem ins Auge gesprungen, weil der Klappentext nach einer abenteuerlichen Geschichte und jeder Menge Spa klang Das Buch war sogar noch besser, als ich es mir vorgestellt habe Der Autor hat sich hier eine Menge toller Sachen einfallen lassen, die wirklich absolut neu sind und mich richtig begeistern konnten In der Story stecken viele wundervolle und au ergew hnliche Idee, wie z.B die Sache, dass man mit Feuerb llen aus den M ulern von Drachen teleportieren kann [...]

    14. Loads of fun and refreshingly unpredictable The characters are delightful and ones I want to cheer on And I like that the protagonist was multi layered, not easily cliched, and very kind.There were a few things I would have changed I m all for bending the rules when they are oppressively imposed, but I think I d have liked a little discussion on why this was okay, and I wasn t thrilled with fighting the one dragon who was, after all, just doing its job But, those two things aside, I really love [...]

    15. The publisher is describing this book as packed with action, humor, and endless heart and this claim is totally accurate it s actually the perfect way to describe this wonderful, exciting and incredibly fun first novel in a series that will surely become a new favourite for manyCAPES is the story of Anne, a young heroine who is incredibly likeable from the first second she appears She s had a tough upbringing as an orphan from Saint Lupin s Institute for Perpetually Wicked and Hideously Unattrac [...]

    16. Adventure HUMOR , Cool Settings HUMOR , and Fun with HUMOR What can I say This is one of the most fun reads I ve read in a long time It wasn t just humor filled, but utterly hilarious at points Two lowly, yet clever and brave misfits paired up with an adequately skilled upper class my definition for an adventure that takes them to far away lands via flames of a dragon s breath Haha Don t worry You ll understand after you read the story And of course there are all sorts of consequences and limit [...]

    17. I m back from vacation ya ll Unfortunately, this didn t ensnare me the way it did for everyone else I blame myself entirely for that though the day I finished this I was leaving for my first ever trip to Europe, and I was all nerves and giddiness It would definitely be fair to say that I wasn t fully focused on the book.I think it was just too long for me at that time It took too long to get to the meat and potatoes of which I had lots of in Ireland, mmmmmm of the plot and I started to get antsy [...]

    18. I thoroughly enjoyed this from the first few chapters, but found myself liking it and as the book went on and I got into the adventure It s creative and fast paced and moves right along, and I really liked the mix of action and humor and I liked the heroes, too Not all of my questions were answered by the end, and it left me wondering about some things, but I still found it a satisfying ending I m looking forward to adventures with Anne and company

    19. A fun adventure story about two orphan girls who become adventurers and quest bearers and have to save their world from evil A bit of a post apocalyptic setting with technology being broken and magic being relevant Really enjoyed the characters, plot and setting of this one Read it in a day I enjoyed it so much

    20. Geschichten rund um Internate und Akademien haben es mir schon immer angetan, sodass ich auch auf Zutritt nur f r echte Abenteurer , Band der Saint Lupin s Academy Reihe gesto en bin Hier habe ich mir eine spannende und aktionsgeladene Geschichte gew nscht, die ich auch letztendlich bekommen habe.Wade Albert White besitzt einen angenehmen Schreibstil, der sich nicht nur leicht und fl ssig lesen l sst, sondern auch altersgerecht ist Die Geschichte wird empfohlen f r Leser zwischen zehn und zw lf [...]

    21. Anne hat mit ihrem Platz im Waisenhaus buchst blich den schwarzen Peter gezogen Die Kinder m ssen von Haferschleim berleben und schwer im Bergwerk arbeiten Sp testens mit 13 Jahren werden die Insassen vor die T r gesetzt, weil sich ein Waisenhaus sonst wirtschaftlich nicht lohnen w rde Die einzige Hoffnung auf Besserung bietet die Bewerbung f r eine Abenteuermission, die B rgern in jedem Alter offen steht Weil Anne ihre Herkunft nicht nachweisen kann, wurde sie bisher immer wieder von Abenteuera [...]

    22. Wow.This book was weird In an awesome page turning excitement gripping never predictable way It was engaging and funny to the very last page I just wish the ending didn t leave with a few unanswered questions I m so glad I read this book because the world and plot are unforgettably original And the characters, those characters were hilarious and unique

    23. Anne sieht sich pl tzlich einer schweren Mission ausgesetzt Sie muss zusammen mit ihrer Freundin Penelope und dem Zauberlehrling Hiro eine Prophezeiung aufdecken Dabei hat sie nur drei Tage Zeit oder es endet t dlich Anne wei gar nicht so recht, was zu tun ist, ist sie irgendwie unbeabsichtigt in den ganzen Schlamassel geraten Aber Mission ist Mission und so muss sich Anne allem stellen Und merkt dabei, dass nicht nur ihr Leben und das ihrer Freunde auf dem Spiel steht, sondern das der ganzen We [...]

    24. I was able to read this as an uncorrected proof pre read through my work Set in the future where there aren t any planets there are just different plateaus floating in space with magic Anne is an orphan who has to mine until she is free to leave at 13 Her and her friends dream of escaping and becoming Adventurers finding lost treasures, using magic, and rescuing prince s from their towers The orphanage is not a place you want to stay in or think about too much even if you are stuck there Anne sn [...]

    25. My name is Anne, and I m in the middle of a level 13 quest Not impressed Well, level 13 is impossible, Penelope and I just escaped from an orphanage, and we ll spend the rest of our lives in a dungeon if we fail If we survive the quest Oh, and the Matron wouldn t hesitate to chop off my arm to get the gauntlet and medallion attracted to it We must follow the clues in a riddle to find our way across the tiers, but it seems there s than one way to read them We must trek across a desert, climb, a [...]

    26. Review copy provided by Net GalleyAs I read this delightful, fantasy adventure story, I couldn t help thinking that this is extremely reminiscent of Jasper Fforde, Terry Pratchett, or even N.E Bode The clever, continuous stream of witty turns of phrase kept me laughing even as the plot was at its most suspenseful I really loved this book The story, the characters, and the jokes were all of the highest quality I loved how at various points in the story, elements of the plot were the result of reg [...]

    27. Wade Albert White s debut, THE ADVENTURER S GUIDE TO SUCCESSFUL ESCAPES, is the perfect new series for fans of Christopher Healy s League of Princes and Lemony Snicket s Series of Unfortunate Events Blending madcap adventure with a delightful sense of humor, this is the kind of adventure story kids of all ages will adore The Adventurer s Guide stars Anvil known commonly as Anne in a futuristic world where the round globe of our world no longer exists and everyone lives on island like levels sus [...]

    28. I was fortunate enough to read a polished draft of this book pre publication, and I m happy to give a rave review, as it deserves it Set in a world where fantasy meets science fiction, any middle school girl OR boy will enjoy reading about the intrepid young Anne and her quest It instantly hooks you in with a feisty main character, high stakes, and a merry band of travelers to accompany Anne Anne starts out at the Saint Lupin s Institute for Perpetually Wicked and Hideously Unattractive Children [...]

    29. this book was an Advance Review CopyIs there an Audio version You might definitely want to wait to get the audio version There has to be one this book cries out to be read and appreciated OR skip paying for audio and share this book by reading it Out Loud yourself It makes for a great read aloud.Or a great read to yourself THE ADVENTURERS GUIDE is one magick sci fi mix that has humor and adventure If you have sensitive readers there s not much to actually scare one, but there is tons of dilemma [...]

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